1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,280 Wizard? 3 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:35,840 Could you help me get my spellbook back? You hold him down? All like rubbed dirt in his face or something? 4 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:44,079 What if you had a competition and the winner wins the rights to own the book? 5 00:00:44,079 --> 00:00:49,200 Oh we could be judges. So five minute time limit. Whoever can do it in five minutes, chop style. 6 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:53,840 Alright, one axe and one bag of holding, coming up. 7 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:55,519 How long do you think they've been battling? 8 00:00:55,519 --> 00:00:56,159 I think a while. 9 00:00:57,359 --> 00:00:59,359 I think our mix was young when they started. 10 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:06,819 But hey, you got that sweet bag there and I got this axe that we've been looking for for like millenniums pretty much 11 00:01:06,819 --> 00:01:09,180 Oh, that's good. Maybe they'll make you king because of it 12 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:17,780 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. We're a D&D 5th edition actual play podcast and I'm your dungeon master Ross More 13 00:01:18,659 --> 00:01:23,900 And with me today is Tom Laird. That's me. I play Flint fire beard 14 00:01:24,659 --> 00:01:26,659 And that's it. That's all that's with me today 15 00:01:27,399 --> 00:01:34,200 Flint episode just a solo Flint episode Flint finds himself. No one else. Amy is just here for moral support 16 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,200 I play some NPCs 17 00:01:37,719 --> 00:01:40,359 Also with me Amy More, it's true 18 00:01:41,359 --> 00:01:46,539 Regardless of what Russ says I'm never allowed to skip a podcast like Carla does 19 00:01:47,759 --> 00:01:49,280 Carla you get special treatment 20 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:55,679 I think you might be the favorite and I play the amistacia a druid elf an elf druid 21 00:01:56,679 --> 00:02:03,359 I mean, it's it's fine. Either way. I think it's druid. Yeah a druidic elf a druidic 22 00:02:03,359 --> 00:02:06,719 Elven druid of the moon circle 23 00:02:07,959 --> 00:02:09,960 Correct 24 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:17,800 Yeah, welcome welcome everybody. It's a flint and Thea episode today get buckled in 25 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:25,000 Strap in and strap on I will I will give I mean we've already done two of these episodes 26 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:30,460 If this is your first episode and you don't want season one spoiled now's the time to stop 27 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:35,340 Clever and there's a reason Carla's not here wink 28 00:02:37,180 --> 00:02:41,020 Yeah, all right where we 29 00:02:49,099 --> 00:02:50,860 Some time has passed 30 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:57,120 No, we have to do on dedication, oh right, I was trying to come up with a where we also but there was nothing there 31 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:02,600 I thought it was more where we were last time sort of thing. Yeah, he hasn't fucked it yet 32 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:11,720 So this episode is gonna go over right I have red wine people have red wine 33 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:17,560 Whoo goes right to your head where we don't always have red wine 34 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:21,420 But sometimes we do is over on Patreon Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 35 00:03:22,620 --> 00:03:26,819 Where if you haven't stopped by there recently, we have some pretty cool news deeper 36 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:33,780 We have some pretty cool stuff that you can go check out like some deeper props. That's exactly correct that out now 37 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,780 You're just deep 38 00:03:36,780 --> 00:03:38,780 Everyone knows me from a hip deeper props 39 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:46,500 But what is always consistent over there is you get an episode dedicated to you when you're a patron and today's episode is 40 00:03:46,599 --> 00:03:47,759 dedicated to 41 00:03:47,759 --> 00:03:48,960 Coop mer 42 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:52,439 Hey, thanks, Coop. Thank you very much. Thank you 43 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:57,599 Carla thanks you to probably I mean find out maybe never know. Yeah 44 00:03:58,159 --> 00:04:03,639 It just means that it's more concentrated the thank you because it's between three people instead of four, right? 45 00:04:03,639 --> 00:04:05,719 It's not this diluted. Thank you 46 00:04:07,039 --> 00:04:12,360 This is concentrated the real stuff with just wait there's ever just an episode of two people 47 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:16,079 Oh, man, it'll happen that thank you is gonna blow you out of your seat 48 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:18,979 wait, I believe there's been talk of Russ just doing a 49 00:04:19,740 --> 00:04:21,740 hillup and 50 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:27,259 Yeah, no fuck it let's play D&D 51 00:04:27,259 --> 00:04:29,259 He fucked it 52 00:04:45,139 --> 00:04:46,659 We 53 00:04:46,659 --> 00:04:48,579 find ourselves 54 00:04:48,579 --> 00:04:50,659 back in the well of dragons 55 00:04:51,620 --> 00:04:53,620 The you are 56 00:04:53,659 --> 00:04:55,659 knelt over 57 00:04:56,660 --> 00:04:58,660 Nulara's body 58 00:05:00,939 --> 00:05:06,220 Flint is standing stunned off a distance away 59 00:05:10,460 --> 00:05:12,460 We see a 60 00:05:14,020 --> 00:05:16,460 Couple quick flashes couple 61 00:05:18,379 --> 00:05:20,379 Jumps of image from 62 00:05:21,139 --> 00:05:28,420 Thea's face to flint looking away to the dagger on Nulara's belt 63 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:37,659 Thea grabs the dagger quickly and stabs it into the charred body of Nulara 64 00:05:40,379 --> 00:05:43,579 Suddenly everywhere around you Thea is black 65 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:53,100 Wait 66 00:05:53,740 --> 00:05:58,620 Your voice echoes off into the unknown beyond what you can see 67 00:06:00,980 --> 00:06:02,980 Donnie 68 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:06,540 You begin to hear footsteps 69 00:06:08,339 --> 00:06:11,379 Like someone walking in just a thin 70 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:14,180 puddle 71 00:06:14,180 --> 00:06:16,180 Just like they're walking in water 72 00:06:16,180 --> 00:06:18,180 You 73 00:06:18,180 --> 00:06:26,259 Look around and you see coming towards you a very shadowy silhouette come into focus a 74 00:06:28,860 --> 00:06:32,379 Couple more flashes and the the 75 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:35,180 person who you can tell 76 00:06:35,939 --> 00:06:39,060 Kind of jumps in distance towards you quickly 77 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:41,060 Directly 78 00:06:41,819 --> 00:06:47,500 Directly before your face you see Nulara. She's drenched wet 79 00:06:48,339 --> 00:06:53,420 Eyes are sunken her compLexion is sallow and she grabs you and says 80 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,379 And you wake 81 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:05,379 Ah 82 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:10,860 What's uh, what's the problem I 83 00:07:12,779 --> 00:07:14,779 Had that dream again 84 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:18,139 Again fuck. What is this the tenth time? 85 00:07:19,379 --> 00:07:21,379 Feels like it 86 00:07:22,579 --> 00:07:27,139 Maybe maybe there's something we can do to help her. Maybe this is prophetic 87 00:07:28,379 --> 00:07:30,379 Or I mean maybe 88 00:07:30,540 --> 00:07:35,219 Maybe we can do something to stop having this dream come up for you 89 00:07:37,219 --> 00:07:39,540 Well, okay, yeah sure 90 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:47,300 but what what if it is prophetic and I stopped the dreams and and Nulara's soul is trapped somewhere or and 91 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:50,259 And we have a chance to help her but we don't 92 00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:56,060 Well shit, you had to put it that way didn't you? Yeah, I did. Yeah, I mean, let's uh 93 00:07:56,540 --> 00:08:01,339 Let's figure this out if there's a chance that we can help her out with whatever I mean we over 94 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:05,420 Yeah, we do and stop hogging all the blankets 95 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:10,240 Sorry, sorry, yeah dwarfs we get cold 96 00:08:12,379 --> 00:08:14,379 Run chilly 97 00:08:16,779 --> 00:08:21,300 You get up and start your day I assume you head back on the road 98 00:08:22,340 --> 00:08:25,300 Last we saw you you were traveling towards water deep 99 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:28,060 That's still the plan 100 00:08:28,579 --> 00:08:30,579 Sure. Yes 101 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:38,700 You hop back on the road and to this point you have passed many small towns all of which have been 102 00:08:41,019 --> 00:08:43,019 Evacuated or just left 103 00:08:43,779 --> 00:08:46,659 Because of the battle with the cult of the dragon 104 00:08:47,419 --> 00:08:51,220 And you come upon one a large sign 105 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:54,500 Notes the town name of Fairhaven 106 00:08:55,580 --> 00:09:01,779 And as you come in you notice that people have begun to return to this town 107 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:09,860 You see caravans coming up the road as you are coming up to it and 108 00:09:10,660 --> 00:09:13,620 It looks like people are are 109 00:09:14,700 --> 00:09:16,700 moving back in 110 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:18,900 Moving back in 111 00:09:24,379 --> 00:09:26,379 It's a good sign 112 00:09:28,379 --> 00:09:30,379 What do you think 113 00:09:31,700 --> 00:09:35,960 What do you think happened here just more cult shenanigans 114 00:09:37,820 --> 00:09:43,780 Probably people are trying to put back the pieces of their broken lives after everything that's happened 115 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:49,579 I think it's a good sign everything's returning to normal I guess 116 00:09:51,459 --> 00:09:57,199 Should we see if they need a hand or anything or what's the plan here? Yeah 117 00:10:00,379 --> 00:10:03,579 Side all up to a friendly looking caravan 118 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,980 You see a 119 00:10:07,379 --> 00:10:10,419 Caravan filled with what looks like a couple families 120 00:10:11,099 --> 00:10:15,099 And they're offloading some things into a house near the edge of this town 121 00:10:17,259 --> 00:10:20,939 Can we can we help you out at all is there anything you need oh 122 00:10:24,099 --> 00:10:29,299 Yes, I'm sorry, sorry were you were you with the caravan before 123 00:10:30,299 --> 00:10:34,819 You're coming from the other direction. No, we're just we're just passing through on our way back to Waterdeep. Oh 124 00:10:36,059 --> 00:10:38,059 of course 125 00:10:38,540 --> 00:10:41,220 A lot of people coming coming back out this way 126 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:44,020 But but yes, of course 127 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:50,180 We've got to get some heavier boxes that you could that would be great if you could help you're speaking to a 128 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:53,020 human woman 129 00:10:53,860 --> 00:11:00,980 Spout five feet dirty blonde hair kind of looks like she's in a 130 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:07,300 Bit of a tattered a tattered dress but 131 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:11,980 Appears that she's been putting herself together for this moment 132 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:17,020 Sorry, um, hi, I'm I'm Thea 133 00:11:18,420 --> 00:11:23,620 Yes. Yes. Pleasure to meet you. Um, my name's Morgana. Nice to meet you. I'm Merlin 134 00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,420 Flint Flint over here there Morgana 135 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:33,540 pleasure pleasure 136 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:36,020 This is my family is 137 00:11:36,699 --> 00:11:38,699 She points out to a couple kids, that's 138 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,899 Gohman and Fowler in 139 00:11:42,059 --> 00:11:44,740 My husband he's off helping some other other 140 00:11:45,419 --> 00:11:49,779 Other families get their stuff moved in. How long have you been away from your home? 141 00:11:51,019 --> 00:11:53,019 it's 142 00:11:53,659 --> 00:12:00,659 Seems like a while now we went to Waterdeep once the cult started hitting smaller towns 143 00:12:01,819 --> 00:12:03,259 so 144 00:12:03,259 --> 00:12:05,259 It's been a couple months. It feels like 145 00:12:06,379 --> 00:12:08,379 That you're happy to be back 146 00:12:08,579 --> 00:12:11,439 Definitely. It's it's certainly a nice change 147 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,899 How about you two 148 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:17,620 Wait, don't I know you from somewhere? 149 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,059 No, probably not I mean we've been around 150 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,860 Like a deception check 151 00:12:31,699 --> 00:12:33,699 14 for 152 00:12:36,659 --> 00:12:42,059 Well, I'm definitely not the flint fire beard from the song and then that's just decimator of dragons 153 00:12:42,059 --> 00:12:45,939 That's not a percent. Not I mean that guy's a dwarf I hear 154 00:12:48,539 --> 00:12:50,539 I'm clearly 155 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:53,340 Halfling 156 00:12:53,819 --> 00:12:55,819 Clearly 157 00:12:56,539 --> 00:12:59,019 No, really, I think I think 158 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:02,220 Hmm 159 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:04,220 you just look very familiar and 160 00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:09,500 Like I've seen you on some big big poster somewhere 161 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:14,820 Big sign big banner. I've just I've been told I have one of those beards, you know 162 00:13:15,740 --> 00:13:17,740 That's it. That's the beard 163 00:13:17,899 --> 00:13:20,060 Wait, she comes in a little closer 164 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:23,740 Are you 165 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,300 This decimators of dragons 166 00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:31,259 What's uh, what's left of us? Yep 167 00:13:35,220 --> 00:13:37,220 I 168 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:41,019 Can tell you're you're trying to keep a low profile 169 00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:47,379 Unsuccessfully sir, if you don't mind me saying you're wearing exactly the same outfit as I'll not think better 170 00:13:47,379 --> 00:13:52,300 I mean, it's the beard. It's kind of a hard thing to hide. I gotta be honest. That's fair. That's fair 171 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:55,860 I'll I'll I won't I won't make a big deal out of it 172 00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:58,180 But thank you 173 00:13:58,180 --> 00:14:00,899 For everything that you you've done 174 00:14:00,899 --> 00:14:02,899 I 175 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:08,459 Say any time but I really hope we don't have to do that. Yeah, I'd prefer if we didn't have to again that's for sure 176 00:14:09,259 --> 00:14:11,980 It's fair. I pick up a crate and I go kitchen 177 00:14:14,139 --> 00:14:18,819 Yes, please yeah, it's books but I'm sure we'll find we'll find a where it goes 178 00:14:18,819 --> 00:14:23,740 You can read in any room the box marked kitchen books. They could be cookbooks could be 179 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,699 You go about helping 180 00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:34,180 Morgana unload her boxes and you get you get everything all packed up and inside 181 00:14:38,180 --> 00:14:40,180 Well, I guess I guess we best be off 182 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,780 Are you where are you headed 183 00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:48,740 Back to water deep 184 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:54,460 Well, I'm just just be beware will not weary but careful 185 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:58,060 The roads are pretty packed with people moving back out 186 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:01,379 as you probably know the city was pretty 187 00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:06,500 overloaded and now they're trying to get everybody relocated back to 188 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:14,180 If they have a town left back to their towns if not then to a neighboring 189 00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,379 neighboring city or town 190 00:15:16,379 --> 00:15:18,379 Well, maybe we'll take the backwards 191 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,820 That's a good idea 192 00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,420 Of course 193 00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:29,340 Okay. Well, it's pleasure. Thank you very much for for everything. Good luck Morgana. Thank you 194 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,060 Get back on our little 195 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:36,460 Wagon with tiny and 196 00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:43,580 You make your way through this town and you see a 197 00:15:45,340 --> 00:15:47,340 Look that 198 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:49,340 you haven't seen on 199 00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:51,100 just 200 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,860 the 201 00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:56,379 Common folk for lack of a better term but in quite a while 202 00:15:58,620 --> 00:16:03,980 People of any village across Faerun you haven't seen a look of hope and 203 00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:08,580 Happiness 204 00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:14,379 It's nice isn't this nice it's nice I kNulara would have liked this 205 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:19,700 Who do you think we can talk to about this 206 00:16:20,700 --> 00:16:23,200 Dream and the possible 207 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:29,780 Implications of it. Well, if we need any like real good gypsies or witches in the woods 208 00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:34,340 I mean, I mean we have a bit of a track record with witches in the woods if you do recall 209 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:37,379 They always have some good insights to that kind of stuff 210 00:16:37,379 --> 00:16:42,900 But maybe it'd be safest to keep that information and discuss it with someone once we get to water deep 211 00:16:43,780 --> 00:16:47,060 Can't remember who's there. I'm suffering from PTSD 212 00:16:47,860 --> 00:16:55,060 Maybe like do you think that arcane brotherhood knows anyone who delves in that kind of stuff? 213 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:56,780 maybe 214 00:16:56,780 --> 00:16:58,780 can't hurt to ask 215 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:03,500 As you exit the town make a perception check 216 00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:07,740 Well 217 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:13,900 19 oh I did even better. No, I got the same 19 218 00:17:17,059 --> 00:17:22,220 You get to the edge of town and back into moving into some forested area and you think you hear 219 00:17:23,099 --> 00:17:25,460 Cries of help from behind you in the town 220 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:28,220 Do you hear that? 221 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:34,379 And it's always it's always something isn't it? I was just joking, but it's it's a fucking witch. I'm just leaving 222 00:17:35,139 --> 00:17:37,139 Well, I mean usually they don't cry out for help 223 00:17:38,779 --> 00:17:44,099 Oh shit unless it's someone crying out for help because of a witch. Oh god. Okay. Well, let's go 224 00:17:44,099 --> 00:17:46,299 So we turn around and come back into the 225 00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:51,700 You quickly make your way towards where you hear the screaming and it's coming from the center of town 226 00:17:53,419 --> 00:17:55,419 This is woken Donnie 227 00:17:55,859 --> 00:17:59,139 He wakes up and hey what what's going on out there? 228 00:17:59,139 --> 00:18:05,579 and as you get in round the corner to the town square you see the ground starting to heave up and 229 00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:09,740 Coming up from it are monstrous centipedes 230 00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:16,779 Tremors where's Kavin Bacon they begin pouring out of the ground in front of you 231 00:18:17,259 --> 00:18:19,899 And roll for initiative. Yeah, we do 232 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,899 And that's a four 233 00:18:23,099 --> 00:18:25,099 five 234 00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,819 Plus two that is a 17 for old flint 235 00:18:30,299 --> 00:18:32,299 Just like old times 236 00:18:33,099 --> 00:18:38,659 Sorry, you got a four. No, I got five. Yeah, how dare you Russ? I have a plus two to my initiative 237 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:42,259 Lit you're up first. So you have in front of you 238 00:18:43,059 --> 00:18:48,980 Rough estimate you've got between 10 and 15 centimeters coming up and out of the ground you see that they're 239 00:18:49,579 --> 00:18:56,859 Surrounding some people on a far side of this square that you're in and there are people running in every direction around you 240 00:18:58,619 --> 00:19:05,740 Yeah flint pulls the sword out from behind his back and says things are about to get moist 241 00:19:05,740 --> 00:19:12,500 Cueing up his moist tongue longsword to do extra damage, and he 242 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,140 attacks the the 243 00:19:16,339 --> 00:19:18,339 centipede closest to him 244 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:21,620 Already with a 21 245 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:27,299 Now the 21 is now the new one okay perfect 246 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:34,180 It's opposite day. I should have gone first. It's russ is sassy today 247 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:41,839 Sassa pants all right. Oh, I need to d6 this as well because I've activated the sword 248 00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:46,019 Okay, we got 249 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,620 15 250 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:53,099 Slashing damage and then four cold damage so 19 damage in total 251 00:19:53,339 --> 00:19:59,059 Holy fuck you leap down off of the wagon into this this fray of 252 00:20:00,579 --> 00:20:02,579 Rithing and 253 00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:05,139 Wriggling 254 00:20:05,139 --> 00:20:06,500 centipedes 255 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:13,699 But you launch yourself down into them, and you cleave through one entirely and into another one 256 00:20:15,659 --> 00:20:21,259 Perfect time for the second of three attacks via claps and is like 257 00:20:22,099 --> 00:20:25,539 Come on. Oh, that's not very good. That's a 12 258 00:20:25,539 --> 00:20:27,099 A 259 00:20:27,099 --> 00:20:30,539 12 will not do it one sack one sack 260 00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:37,940 Blances off its natural armor. Let's have to go back over flints skills in shit here 261 00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:41,099 I know it's a one or two on a damage roll not an attack roll all right and 262 00:20:42,180 --> 00:20:44,180 one more attack 263 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:49,099 And that is a 23 that will 264 00:20:52,379 --> 00:20:54,379 Okay, that is 265 00:20:55,899 --> 00:20:58,899 Plus eight cold damage so 17 in total 266 00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:06,779 The second one that you hit kind of turns to you and looks with its beady eyes as you strike into its face and 267 00:21:07,019 --> 00:21:13,059 It explodes back and out towards some running people. They're covered in centipede goop 268 00:21:14,099 --> 00:21:16,099 Sorry about that 269 00:21:20,059 --> 00:21:25,220 That's it for fun screams all right some centipedes across the square, and they are 270 00:21:25,819 --> 00:21:31,819 Corraling and cornering some towns folks, and they go to attack them 271 00:21:31,819 --> 00:21:35,859 Holy shit, there's bystanders now the stakes have been raised 272 00:21:36,779 --> 00:21:43,420 Stakes have been raised. I mean you guys can cleave through fucking anything, so I got to give you something to work for here 273 00:21:44,139 --> 00:21:49,619 You see one of them jump up and bite at one of these one of these towns people 274 00:21:50,580 --> 00:21:55,500 And they sustain some damage and make us 275 00:21:58,260 --> 00:21:59,260 And 276 00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:01,260 the one that bites 277 00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:06,420 Let's out a yell and falls to the ground as the centipede crawls over top of them 278 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:09,100 Thea your turn 279 00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:13,220 How far am I from the centipedes that are crawling the people? 280 00:22:14,820 --> 00:22:16,820 Probably 281 00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:22,659 50 feet I'm gonna cast eldritch blast at the one 282 00:22:23,899 --> 00:22:26,859 that one that's like furthest away from 283 00:22:27,700 --> 00:22:29,700 the people still in the group, but 284 00:22:30,859 --> 00:22:32,859 So that is 285 00:22:33,220 --> 00:22:36,220 Instantaneous an attack roll per each okay 286 00:22:37,259 --> 00:22:39,259 and I 287 00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:46,179 Get four beams. I'm at 17th level for beat 16th 16th level 288 00:22:47,379 --> 00:22:50,220 Oh 16 okay fine three beams 289 00:22:51,019 --> 00:22:53,019 I'm gonna roll all three 290 00:22:53,299 --> 00:22:57,099 Said beans and not beams. I'm gonna throw some beans 291 00:22:58,539 --> 00:23:00,539 Well here's a nat 20 292 00:23:01,539 --> 00:23:03,539 Here's a 19 293 00:23:04,899 --> 00:23:10,379 Here's an 11, but my attack bonus is a plus 7 so that's an 18 294 00:23:11,179 --> 00:23:14,779 All right, roll me some damage. Okay, it's going to be 295 00:23:15,019 --> 00:23:16,220 Oh 296 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:21,259 Roll your double one for my double. So the double is 2d 10 297 00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:25,220 Force damage 298 00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:28,819 That's a six and that's a seven 299 00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:31,859 Which 300 00:23:31,859 --> 00:23:38,099 13 for the where are you aiming each of these three all at one or at three different ones? 301 00:23:38,099 --> 00:23:41,819 I think it's gonna be three different ones. Okay, so the first one goes to 302 00:23:41,819 --> 00:23:46,819 The one that maybe bit the person sure well no isn't that crawling on top of the person right now 303 00:23:46,819 --> 00:23:48,819 I don't want to do that 304 00:23:48,819 --> 00:23:55,339 What if it hits the person maybe you're like a fucking sniper with these with these beams level level 16 305 00:23:55,339 --> 00:23:59,339 Yeah, okay, I'm gonna explode it on top of that guy, and he's gonna be fucking grateful 306 00:24:02,339 --> 00:24:07,819 And he is and you do it rains down this first bolt hits into that 307 00:24:07,819 --> 00:24:09,819 It's almost like goes up its butt 308 00:24:09,819 --> 00:24:13,599 It's almost like goes up its butt and like spreads like 309 00:24:16,539 --> 00:24:21,700 Nice there's Santa Pete's I gotta do something right might as well be but stuff behind as well 310 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:25,500 Wouldn't be enough dimensions if it wasn't 311 00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:30,180 My zombie butt stuff what I always say 312 00:24:37,220 --> 00:24:39,940 It's middle time can't touch this 313 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:50,500 It's bill time welcome to the middle of the episode this is where we talk about things and stuff and how much we love you 314 00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:54,539 Wow, I do two songs right off the bat 315 00:24:56,180 --> 00:24:58,440 Should we do an interlude where it's all song 316 00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:05,059 I mean like that episode of Buffy. 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It's more centipedes turns ones that are near you and they come to bite you me 398 00:32:43,359 --> 00:32:48,639 More me. Well, I mean both of you. I mean both of you. All right, there's a bunch of them. So 399 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,920 Folks 400 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:55,860 That's right two of them are going to attack at flint that is double 19s 401 00:32:56,560 --> 00:33:01,440 Plus fours that's crap. That's double 23. Oh, yeah, that'll hit. Oh, yeah, and 402 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:07,600 That's a natural 20 and a 15 for Thea a 19 for Thea 403 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:12,000 Yeah, yeah. All right. Let's roll some damage 404 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,720 Flint you're gonna take 405 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:21,259 Six nine piercing damage and you must succeed on a Constitution saving throw. Is this 406 00:33:22,279 --> 00:33:28,880 Non-magic damage Russ. This is non-magic. This is centipedal damage and you said nine, correct? Nine 407 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,880 All right. I will take six 408 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:39,259 Because of my heavy armor mastery. Yeah, and then you said a Constitution saving throw you betcha 409 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,360 that is a 410 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,920 17 411 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,920 You are fine. Yeah 412 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,360 Gotta love them plus four bonuses 413 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:55,960 Thea you will take ten piercing damage and also must succeed on a Constitution saving throw 414 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:07,400 Nine you failed but it's poison so you're fine. Oh, yeah 415 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,400 Hey 416 00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,720 Back to flint 417 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:17,559 Some of these centipedes have started that are on the outer edges have started to go into the town 418 00:34:17,559 --> 00:34:20,920 Is there still some that are around like townsfolk? 419 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,920 Yes on the other side of the 420 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,559 Square how far away from me are they? 421 00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:32,720 Approximately 40 feet. All right, I will 422 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,400 Walk like I don't know 423 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:38,680 10 or 424 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:42,720 15 feet or so. How far do we have with the jumpy diamonds Ross was it 30 feet? 425 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:46,320 30 feet with the jumpy diamonds. Now if you walk I 426 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,280 Will invoke two opportunity attacks against you 427 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:58,240 To that just bitch you okay, you know what let's attack these two first and then maybe I'll go for a little walk 428 00:34:58,240 --> 00:35:00,240 In a jumpy diamond 429 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:05,000 All right, first one coming at you that is a 27 430 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,440 Just you know, you know 431 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,320 All right, uh 432 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,320 Seven plus nine is 16 damage 433 00:35:16,639 --> 00:35:22,679 That one that was getting all sassy and was like opportunity attack. Yeah, you just split hit skull perfect 434 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,320 Have a scholar. It's exoskeleton 435 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:33,280 Exoskeleton, let's go for the other one that would have been opportunistic against me. So I'm assuming there's two there were two 436 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,240 Oh, that's a nat 20. I 437 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:43,360 Mean you can roll it. I mean I gotta roll it just for the sake of I rolled in at 20 and you got to 438 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,440 Roll it 439 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,120 So that is 8 plus 715 440 00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:57,360 Followed by another 5. So that's 20 plus another 16. So that is 36 damage 441 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:02,600 You know what you strike into this one and you hit it so hard 442 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,920 It blinks out of existence 443 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:12,960 No, not even that you hit it so hard and with such accuracy that its body splits in twain and 444 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:20,240 Shoots off and does more damage to two that are farther away. Just like their legs like pierce into 445 00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:24,940 These other two centipedes and you've taken out four centipedes with this 446 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,800 Just like I planned it 447 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:35,360 And now I'm gonna toss the little jumpy diamond up in the air looking over towards where these town people are 448 00:36:36,519 --> 00:36:41,960 Where there's other centipedes attacking them and I'm going to arrive right over there 449 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,640 And I'm gonna do a little more hackin and or a slashing 450 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,480 All right 451 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:52,980 Been wanting to use the jumpy diamond forever. I know now is the goddamn time 452 00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,640 That is a 26 453 00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:03,320 So that is 11 plus 6 so 17 damage there 454 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,160 you get one right you kind of appear and 455 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:13,300 Move to get this one right as it's about to jump at some towns people 456 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:15,200 and 457 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:17,760 Pin it to the ground with your sword 458 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,800 excellent 459 00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:24,080 That is all for Flint's turn 460 00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:30,239 Well, that's it just take out half the centipede well I could action surge if you want me to try forth, but no no 461 00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,239 No, that's fine 462 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,039 I 463 00:37:34,039 --> 00:37:36,519 Don't know you got a mr. Twelve turns 464 00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:44,159 It would have been the centipedes turns but now it's Amy's turn they got got so it's 465 00:37:44,759 --> 00:37:47,900 Thea's turn there are two centipedes around you and you see some 466 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:53,519 Maybe three or four more going into the city or into the town Amy. I made it your turn quicker 467 00:37:53,519 --> 00:37:55,599 Are you happy? He's so happy 468 00:37:57,679 --> 00:38:04,539 Okay, so three or four more going back toward the town, yeah, but two are on you but two are on me, okay 469 00:38:05,199 --> 00:38:08,440 Well, I guess I am going to have to 470 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:13,880 Do something about that I'm gonna do eldritch blast again 471 00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:18,719 Against the two in front of me and one that's heading toward the city. All right 472 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 Well, then that one's only a 13 473 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000 18 and 17 474 00:38:27,039 --> 00:38:29,039 All of those will hit 475 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:36,199 All right, so for the ones that are on me one gets two damage. Yes 476 00:38:37,039 --> 00:38:40,759 Force damage another one gets four damage. All right 477 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:47,880 And the next one is a one watch out. I'm a level 16 bitches. Calm yourselves down 478 00:38:49,599 --> 00:38:51,639 So your elders blast goes out and like 479 00:38:52,559 --> 00:38:57,319 Like vaporizes into the face of these centipedes who now their eyes shrivel up 480 00:38:57,319 --> 00:39:00,559 But they're just kind of riling around on the ground in front of you 481 00:39:01,059 --> 00:39:08,000 One goes off and fires into the back end of one and just kind of skitters it further into the town quickly 482 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,239 Whoops 483 00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:14,099 Sorry, I'm you know that dream really got me 484 00:39:14,639 --> 00:39:19,159 Not at my best right now the centipedes that are they're just kind of spinning 485 00:39:19,159 --> 00:39:21,920 They're going to try to attack you but at disadvantage 486 00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:28,759 That's gonna be a 16 for the first time me. Yeah, they should always attack me with disadvantage 487 00:39:28,759 --> 00:39:35,559 I have my cloak of displacement on it got shredded. It got shredded by Tiamat. I don't remember that 488 00:39:39,599 --> 00:39:41,599 Fucking it's got duct tape on it 489 00:39:42,319 --> 00:39:47,079 It's got to be re-enchanted as shit. You haven't stopped down to do that 490 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,799 So you get hit by one because the other one rolled an eight 491 00:39:52,519 --> 00:40:00,400 That's gonna be six piercing damage and poison but whatever 492 00:40:04,279 --> 00:40:07,000 Back to Flint so there are no more around you 493 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:13,440 You too have seen some go in the direction of the city. You look back at Thea. She has 494 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:21,079 Two that are just kind of spinning and trying to bite her but appear to have something 495 00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:23,679 You know optically wrong with them 496 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:31,440 And there is the one townsperson who is knocked down to the ground and it appears to be unconscious 497 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:39,639 All right, I guess I'll make my way over to Thea's crazy spinning centipedes of death 498 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,720 Okay 499 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,720 How far away are they from me? 500 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,000 They you were 40 feet to get 501 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,120 Across to the townspeople. So 502 00:40:51,720 --> 00:40:56,840 So somewhere in that neighborhood somewhere in that neighborhood. Okay, I'll make my way towards her 503 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,920 But I can't get that far on one set of movement 504 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,560 Oh, I guess I could dash 505 00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:09,600 That uses up one of my actions correctly. Yes. Okay, I will dash over there and I will attack 506 00:41:10,599 --> 00:41:18,000 The first of the two spinning centipedes possibly with disadvantage because they're spinning and therefore are probably harder to hit I 507 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,639 Mean they can't see which would put them at a disadvantage 508 00:41:22,759 --> 00:41:28,079 So you would probably get advantage because they don't know it's coming because they can't dodge or anything 509 00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:30,960 I'm well first one wasn't had twice 510 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:37,199 All right out of curiosity, I'm gonna roll the second one. All right, it was the 13 511 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,000 See if that dice is broken too many gnats 512 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:43,400 like he does I 513 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:49,960 Mean I feel like I could save these for our other game and they would be more useful there than they are right here 514 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,840 But you don't know what kind of use these these sense of feeds are well, that's true 515 00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:59,780 Okay, so 13 plus 4 is 17 plus 10 is 27 damage 516 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,440 It's spinning very quickly 517 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:08,159 But you kind of give one of these like you're watching it like your head's going around in circles and then you just 518 00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:15,960 You get it just like tracking it. Yeah. All right, and I guess second one that is a 519 00:42:16,679 --> 00:42:18,679 15 on the attack roll Russ 520 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:23,360 That will also hit. Oh, I was pleasantly surprised about that 521 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Ten and five fifteen 522 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:35,920 This last centipede that you can see is also now dispatched centipede guts 523 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,800 strewn across 524 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,840 below your feet 525 00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,679 You look around and survey the situation. There's a giant 526 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:48,860 Not a giant but a large hole where these centipedes came up 527 00:42:49,519 --> 00:42:52,920 You hear some distant calls distant screaming 528 00:42:53,920 --> 00:43:00,599 Sounds like maybe they've moved into other parts of the city as you had watched them go and there is a townsperson 529 00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,440 Unconscious 530 00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:11,960 You're not in direct combat anymore so you can do whatever you can I pick up this townsperson and like firemen carry them back 531 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,960 into town 532 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:20,639 Yeah, yeah, I mean technically you're in town but I can take them somewhere to and to perhaps a another group 533 00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:27,079 Sorry, I thought you said the centipede was like heading into town. Oh, sorry. No, I had you place like in town square 534 00:43:27,079 --> 00:43:33,319 Oh, okay. Perfect. Yeah, so you're in town. So like further in town. They're heading. Yeah. Yeah, sorry. They're going out into like 535 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,039 Hit the mic they're going out into like the surrounding 536 00:43:38,759 --> 00:43:42,960 Suburbs, okay, you know as far as small town. Well that case 537 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:47,199 I guess we can maybe just leave this person here if it doesn't look like there's any immediate danger 538 00:43:48,079 --> 00:43:50,079 Yeah, I think main 539 00:43:50,799 --> 00:43:56,839 Objective is stop other ones from doing more damage. Yeah. Oh, can we can I like put this person on the cart? 540 00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:02,279 Sure, you can I just get them off the ground that might be at least some form of 541 00:44:03,039 --> 00:44:05,039 protection if there's more centipedes to show up 542 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:09,759 Donnie and kind of leans back in the back of the wagon. It's like yeah, you guys looked like you had it down 543 00:44:09,759 --> 00:44:11,759 I'll watch this this MOOC 544 00:44:11,759 --> 00:44:13,759 Yeah, thanks. Thanks for all your help Donnie 545 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,480 You walk away and you hear him. He's like hey, hey buddy 546 00:44:18,199 --> 00:44:23,119 You got you got bit by a centipede now. You're gonna wake up to a dragon face when you wake up 547 00:44:23,119 --> 00:44:25,119 That's gonna be real exciting. Oh 548 00:44:26,039 --> 00:44:28,039 Boy, this was a good idea 549 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,900 Because these people are not at all, you know 550 00:44:32,199 --> 00:44:36,480 Traumatized by the recent events. No, they haven't had any trouble with dragons 551 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:44,599 It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. All right, I guess take off after these other centipedes 552 00:44:45,079 --> 00:44:49,199 All right, you know the approximate direction, but as you follow 553 00:44:50,159 --> 00:44:51,400 you 554 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,400 need to roll a 555 00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:55,719 survival check or 556 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:58,599 Or nature nature or survival. I 557 00:44:59,599 --> 00:45:06,039 Will choose nature because I have a much better bonus in that one. Oh, I critically failed so it does not matter 558 00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,839 Are you going to attempt to do anything we're not in combat so you guys are together 559 00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:17,079 Fuck me 560 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:19,960 It's going to be 561 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:26,079 Well survivals plus four so how about an eight solid 562 00:45:27,839 --> 00:45:33,339 You begin walking and you kind of lose the path after a little while 563 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:42,079 Okay, I'm not gonna lie I don't know where we are yeah, I've I've totally lost track of everything 564 00:45:42,079 --> 00:45:44,079 Should we retrace our steps 565 00:45:44,519 --> 00:45:46,519 Yeah, I guess 566 00:45:46,519 --> 00:45:53,319 Now you begin retracing your steps and you make it about halfway back to the town square when you hear a another scream 567 00:45:53,319 --> 00:45:55,319 off into your right 568 00:45:56,319 --> 00:45:58,319 Shall we run to the scream? 569 00:46:00,319 --> 00:46:04,239 Like you're already behind me see he's taken off 570 00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,440 Run we shall 571 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,400 You make it there and you see a woman running out of a house 572 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:17,360 And she passes you like running full-tilt doesn't stop to say anything. I think we're going the right way. I think so 573 00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,920 Let's get into that house over there 574 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:24,320 You make it into the house and it's dark and shadowy make a perception check 575 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:31,840 14 to 13 flint you see 576 00:46:34,079 --> 00:46:36,320 Kind of the tail end of what you 577 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:40,480 Think is centipede go down some stairs and just barrel on down those stairs 578 00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,680 Following quickly behind 579 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:51,000 What are you doing? I've seen him murder like a hundred centipedes in like the last five minutes 580 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:58,480 Okay, so I yell after him. I'm gonna make sure everyone's safe, and I go and I go upstairs to 581 00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:01,200 Go to like investigate the rooms 582 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:04,080 Okay, so 583 00:47:04,079 --> 00:47:05,639 The rooms 584 00:47:05,639 --> 00:47:06,759 Okay 585 00:47:06,759 --> 00:47:11,960 You make it down to the basement and you roll a perception check 586 00:47:13,279 --> 00:47:15,279 Gladly good, sir 587 00:47:15,559 --> 00:47:17,559 That is a 15 588 00:47:18,079 --> 00:47:20,480 you get down to the bottom of the stairs and 589 00:47:21,559 --> 00:47:29,039 There are some some boxes kind of stacked up and you hear off and to the left 590 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,400 The sound of a scent centipedes 591 00:47:34,079 --> 00:47:38,219 Feet am I is there stuff in the way am I able to see? 592 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:43,279 It's kind of tucked away behind some of the boxes. All right, so I guess I'll 593 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:51,119 Rip these boxes out of the way and get my sword ready in one fell swoop you do so 594 00:47:51,519 --> 00:47:53,519 Make a dexterity saving throw 595 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:59,360 That is a 14 to centipedes jump out at you 596 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:06,039 You nimbly throw your dice across the room perfect mission accomplished 597 00:48:06,519 --> 00:48:11,840 Nimbly dodge out of the way as you see their fangs fly towards your face. You're up first 598 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:14,640 Okay 599 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,480 It's a 26. Oh my god. Yeah 600 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,480 That is 601 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:24,640 22 damage that time 602 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:33,799 It's almost like you kind of backhand your sword as you catch it and splits it runs all the way down those one of them 603 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,920 Second one 22 604 00:48:44,679 --> 00:48:46,679 18 damages on that one 605 00:48:49,799 --> 00:48:52,839 Also dead also dead it didn't even turn around 606 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:58,079 And you had you had killed it cut its head clean off as 607 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:04,440 You stabbed this last one. You kind of take a quick look around the room and you see that there is a 608 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,120 a hole in the dirt 609 00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:10,920 Off to where they were behind the boxes 610 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:15,460 Does this look like a hole they were like trying to escape into 611 00:49:16,519 --> 00:49:20,519 Perhaps one could presume. All right, I guess I'll 612 00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,360 Inspect a gate this hole 613 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,480 Roll an inspection 614 00:49:28,079 --> 00:49:30,480 He's the best investigator, that's right 615 00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:33,880 That is an 18 616 00:49:35,159 --> 00:49:40,239 It definitely looks like they were moving towards that direction you look down it it's 617 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:44,840 You can't really see where it terminates, but you 618 00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:51,920 Get the sense and almost you feel kind of a draft coming back through it 619 00:49:52,039 --> 00:49:55,460 Leading you to believe that this hole leads elsewhere in the town 620 00:49:56,840 --> 00:50:00,400 Although not big enough for me to like climb in to I'm assuming 621 00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:06,160 No, not really not human size. Hey. No. All right. Is there any like 622 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:13,360 Bookshelves or heavy things like maybe a filing cabinet because they had those things back then right? Definitely 623 00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:18,360 Maybe it's full of old tax returns and weighs a lot and I can like dump it in front of the hole 624 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:24,039 So it can't be moved. I mean there are some pretty heavy boxes. Perfect. Let's do heavy boxes. Okay 625 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,200 You do so back to Thea. What are you doing? 626 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:33,480 I'm running up the stairs to go see if there's anyone upstairs who needs assistance. I want to get people out of here 627 00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:36,360 I'm on safety patrol because you know 628 00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:40,960 My fighting is a little iffy right now rubble on the double 629 00:50:43,599 --> 00:50:45,880 Video very nicely done. Yeah, it was good, right? 630 00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:52,240 You quickly run up and clear all the rooms. There's nobody up there 631 00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:58,640 You hear Flint's footsteps coming back up the stairs after a very short amount of time 632 00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:01,220 I slide down the banister and meet him at the bottom 633 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:03,880 How'd it go? I? 634 00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,200 Mean seem pretty good 635 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:11,160 I dispatched the two that I found and but there's like a tunnel of sorts down in that basement 636 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,160 It obviously leads somewhere 637 00:51:13,760 --> 00:51:19,280 Man, they're gonna want to get that checked out like probably get an exterminator up in here 638 00:51:20,559 --> 00:51:27,440 Yeah, maybe I have a problem. Yeah centipedes are us or something. I know I think that's where you go to buy giant centipede 639 00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:31,480 Oh, right. Okay. Yeah, then probably not that store. No 640 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:39,599 I don't I don't feel like chasing that lady down to tell her that her house is clear 641 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,400 Just leave like a little note on the door 642 00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:46,079 Yeah, I mean I take take out a scroll 643 00:51:47,039 --> 00:51:52,160 And I and I write in bit like the penmanship is amazing, but I write 644 00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:57,559 Killed to this was after talking to Flint killed two centipedes 645 00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:00,760 corpses left in basement 646 00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:03,240 sorry for the mess 647 00:52:03,240 --> 00:52:06,639 might want to get that hole taken care of and I 648 00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:09,680 put it on her door as 649 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:15,220 You pin it to the door close the door behind you ever so gently 650 00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:22,000 And head back out into the streets you begin to feel a rumble like a 651 00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:28,040 Tremored earthquake rumble course through the town 652 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,360 Well, I can't that can't be good 653 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:41,200 Glass begins to shatter in windows and people that were still around it begin to run out and into the forest as 654 00:52:42,240 --> 00:52:44,240 you see a 655 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:46,599 Giant 656 00:52:46,599 --> 00:52:50,240 Centipede I said the last ones were monstrous, but these this one is huge 657 00:52:50,519 --> 00:52:59,000 It erupts up and out dirt and debris flies everywhere. It easily stands about 30 feet above you 658 00:52:59,720 --> 00:53:02,240 So we're talking like a dune level sandworm 659 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:07,820 With its hundreds of legs it screams and looks down towards you 660 00:53:26,599 --> 00:53:32,140 All music in today's episode is by Kavin McLeod of incompetent film music dot IO a huge 661 00:53:32,139 --> 00:53:39,420 Thank you to our supporting producers Gabriel Lynch Ryan Cushman Joshua Dixon Devin Michaels cat water flame and Jacob Madden 662 00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:43,339 Find out more at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast 663 00:53:47,059 --> 00:53:49,059 Rose 664 00:53:50,219 --> 00:53:54,739 Sorry, oh my god, I thought Paisley was the disgusting one in that room 665 00:53:55,940 --> 00:53:59,379 It's me. I had tacos. Well, I mean 666 00:54:02,339 --> 00:54:03,819 I 667 00:54:03,819 --> 00:54:09,619 Actually think I've been incorrectly rolling my damage as in not giving myself enough because it says on my sheet 668 00:54:09,940 --> 00:54:14,940 1d 10 plus 10 for the damage on this moist on long sword and I've been rolling 2d 10s 669 00:54:15,339 --> 00:54:21,099 So whenever I mean pretty close, but yeah, you should be doing 1d 10 plus 10. Yeah 670 00:54:21,779 --> 00:54:27,299 Yeah, my bad. Anyways, oh my god good Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production